*The cricket burps*
The cricket does whatever she wants to do (yes, it is a she), and says about the same.
The cricket has 47 full bottles of vodka left and 67% left in the current bottle as well as 1548871 bottles in secret storage.
The cricket thinks you have some sort of very small bottle (because it just magically appeared in your hand and made a *ding* noise). Will you give it to her?