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Welcome to the best page ever. Here is a bunch of stuff that has been rated 'best ever' by people.: partyp00per: Type in the address below to contact me. Yes I am aware that my handwriting looks like a drunken 3 year old, its done that way to confuse bots harvesting email address images.
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From: /general/email/; Oblio (10:15:03 AM): will the sauerkraut hotdog go bad in my closet?; V a i f o X (01:28:48): when you feel a little dribble runnin' down your leg.. diahhrea! diahhrea!
when you're running in the third, and you feel a little turd. diahhrea, diahhrea.
when you're running in the first, and you feel a little burst... diahhrea! diahhrea!
when you're walking your dog, and you feel a little log... diahhrea! diahhrea!; ethan (04:25:16): when you're sitting on the can and you realize you should have turned on the fan... diahhrea! diahhrea!; ethan (04:26:49): i made that one up when i was sitting on the can and had diahhrea; Neko Katsu (1:43:30 AM): yeah. x_x; Throwing up and having Diahrrea at the same time is horrible. o__O; lizards do not have the boobies; kitty will not attack with vicious ruff; kitty does not have love comming out of his butt; This year for halloween i will get a skin-colored suit and put it on, then put black censor marks on it and walk around tramatizing young kids and adults with it, assuming all goes well.; Free Gems!* (copy and paste)
offer valid until january 1st, 1970. offer void everywhere besides antartica or cities that start with a "z". Purchase of 150 or more required to apply to be elligible. Winner will not actually get anything at all.; Me (4:19:36 AM): brb
Me (4:25:15 AM): back
The Other Genius (4:26:00 AM): haven't seen you in years
Me (4:26:26 AM): i know... I've been on a western washington safari to the kitchen and back
Me (4:26:36 AM): I brought back the exotic pineapple
The Other Genius (4:26:42 AM): :O!
Me (4:26:45 AM): to locals it is known as, "the fruit of the gods"
The Other Genius (4:27:36 AM): recently, i took a mighty journey to the Porcelin Shrine
Me (4:28:17 AM): did you brave the extreme coldness that happens when you get close to the shrine?
The Other Genius (4:28:40 AM): yes. i sat on it and offered it a present.
Me (4:29:14 AM): was it a present of gold or chocolate?
The Other Genius (4:29:31 AM): chocolate
Me (4:30:01 AM): the last time I offered the shrine a chocolate present it refused to eat it
Me (4:30:30 AM): I had to use the magical suction wand to force it down
The Other Genius (4:30:33 AM): you should have forced it to take it. with your mighty rubber-bowel-thing-on-a-stick
Me (4:30:52 AM): oh my lord... we are so pathetic

(note: I am 'The Other Genius'); now, fetch me a baboon and three coconuts. we have a sailboat to build.
from an AIM conversation with Tuceno. It is as random as it seems.